The List (9/22)

Top Story:
She Just Wasn't What I Was After. Between the braces, the kissing technique, the breath that tasted like spoiled milk, and the piss poor foreplay, I should have been able to read between the lines and conclude that this girl wasn't worth digging into. I didn't. But I am smarter for next time.

Today's List:
1. Ladies and gentlemen, your 2007 Syracuse Orangemen.
2. It's Official. The JG25 Silver Anniversary Drunken Jamboroo is ON.
3. Book Recommendation of the Day: Will Leitch - Life As A Loser. Just finished it. Charming mix of self-deprecation and masturbation jokes.
4. Sex is Great. Music is better. Coming soon, the maturation of the greatest band formed within the last month... in Buffalo... with no bass player...